Fuunnny x) !
Hittade den här i Fridas blogg och den va så jävla kul XD haha tänkte dela med mig :P <333
-You know what a "Julbock" is and don't find it strange that a goat brings you presents at Christmas.
-You thought Christmas was cancelled when Arne Weise retired.
-You claim that Santa Claus is a Swedish phenomenon. (he's not, folks...)
-You don't find "bananer i pyjamas" to be a bit sexual.
-You fully believe that walking on "a-brunnar" gives u bad luck.
-During one day in June, you sing and dance around a giantic up-side down penis dressed in flowers and then proudly call it a Swedish tradition.
-You hate keyboards without "å, ä, ö" with a passion.
-You know, but don't really get the concept why and how Sweden "tronar på minnen från fornstora dar, då ärat dess namn flög over jorden."
-You understand the unspoken war between Stockholm and Göteborg.
- Everybody applauds when your flight lands. What we would do if it crashed? Boo, perhaps?
-You know that there must be some sort of difference between "Plopp" and "Center", since they´re both made by Cloetta, but you can´t figure out what it is.
-You actually miss "Knäckebröd" when you are abroad but never eat it in Sweden since it's too dry.
-You need to explain the concept of "Smörgåstårta" to someone, and you have to point out that "no, it's not a cake, it is food".
-You pronounce Mtv "mtweee".
-You just don't "orka"...
-You think you understand Danish.
-Ultimatley, when spoken, you don't really understand Danish.
-You make fun of the Danish for speaking "Swedish with porridge in their mouths".
-You have often wondered how to tell the English that you are "kissnödig" or "bajsnödig".
-Joo lajk to talk svänglish witt jår fränds jöst bekåse itts såunds såh riddkiulös.
-You seriously want to HURT Non-Swedes who ask 'how's life in SWITZERLAND?'
-You complain about people not talking in the bus or in lifts, even though they never do it in Havanna nor Madrid nor anywhere else in the world either.
-Så jävla SNYGGGGGGGG han är på bilden, Love u Rob!!! <333
( Bilden hör inte till texten!)
-You know what a "Julbock" is and don't find it strange that a goat brings you presents at Christmas.
-You thought Christmas was cancelled when Arne Weise retired.
-You claim that Santa Claus is a Swedish phenomenon. (he's not, folks...)
-You don't find "bananer i pyjamas" to be a bit sexual.
-You fully believe that walking on "a-brunnar" gives u bad luck.
-During one day in June, you sing and dance around a giantic up-side down penis dressed in flowers and then proudly call it a Swedish tradition.
-You hate keyboards without "å, ä, ö" with a passion.
-You know, but don't really get the concept why and how Sweden "tronar på minnen från fornstora dar, då ärat dess namn flög over jorden."
-You understand the unspoken war between Stockholm and Göteborg.
- Everybody applauds when your flight lands. What we would do if it crashed? Boo, perhaps?
-You know that there must be some sort of difference between "Plopp" and "Center", since they´re both made by Cloetta, but you can´t figure out what it is.
-You actually miss "Knäckebröd" when you are abroad but never eat it in Sweden since it's too dry.
-You need to explain the concept of "Smörgåstårta" to someone, and you have to point out that "no, it's not a cake, it is food".
-You pronounce Mtv "mtweee".
-You just don't "orka"...
-You think you understand Danish.
-Ultimatley, when spoken, you don't really understand Danish.
-You make fun of the Danish for speaking "Swedish with porridge in their mouths".
-You have often wondered how to tell the English that you are "kissnödig" or "bajsnödig".
-Joo lajk to talk svänglish witt jår fränds jöst bekåse itts såunds såh riddkiulös.
-You seriously want to HURT Non-Swedes who ask 'how's life in SWITZERLAND?'
-You complain about people not talking in the bus or in lifts, even though they never do it in Havanna nor Madrid nor anywhere else in the world either.
-Så jävla SNYGGGGGGGG han är på bilden, Love u Rob!!! <333
( Bilden hör inte till texten!)
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